but baby,

I really hope life's good to you...better than it was to me

m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

housewifeswag:

gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

and free healthcare 

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

censers:

i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

frageile:

reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS